7 Products You Won't Believe Exist
Okay so every now and then we bump into products online that make us wonder what the heck the creator was thinking. This usually results in a long laugh followed by office jokes for days, and yes we have gifted these as gag jokes at our Christmas parties. But the funny part is these aren't meant to be gag gifts. These are real products with real marketing.
The Boyfriend Pillow
Who needs a boyfriend when you can replace him with a pillow that doesn't fart, watch sports or even talk for that matter. Fall asleep in comfort knowing your pillow will do absolutely nothing in the event a burglar breaks into your house at night.
GoGirl Portable Female Urinal
Women rejoice! You can now pee anywhere with ease.
This seems to be some type of prosthetic that allows women to pee as if they had a penis. Just hold if up to your crotch, take aim and fire away ladies. You can finally write your name in the snow with your own urine. Awesome!
Turns any dad into a friggin horse
So daddy is laying on the couch just watching TV after a long day of work. Why not throw a saddle on him and ride him around the house like a horse?
Flat-D Fart Pads
Fart in public worry free.
At first we thought this was a patch for worn out underwear and we thought that was gross. Turns out its even worse, a pad you can wear to mask your farts. This is a life changer for those who just want to fart in public without being noticed.
Don't like the shape of your nose? Forget plastic surgery, there's a product for that. The Nose Shaper claims to transform the shape of your nose. Just stuff that thing up your nose and in weeks you can be a better you.
Got a double chin? Well with the Neck Genie you can transform your neck and define your jaw line. According to the reviews, this actually works but we didn't get to try it for ourselves.
The Gas Sack
The dutch oven killer.
Well here is an interesting product aimed for those with farts that smell so bad they wake your significant other up. The Gas Sack is basically a lightweight sleeping bag that you zip yourself into. The sack will prevent your disgusting fart odors from leaving the containment of the sack.
Although these products may seem ridiculous, we did receive several samples from the manufacturers and although they received some laughs at first, we found a few of them to be pretty darn useful. We have human horse races every Friday and lets just say our interns office smells a lot better thanks to the fart pads we received.